February 2012
85 posts
Speaking of antelope, I always wonder what they...
antelope: oh mother of fuck
antelope: c'mon man can you let me go this time
antelope: i'm having a really rough day
antelope: yeah yeah i know circle of life
antelope: sounds great til you're the one who just got tackled by a fucking carnivore
antelope: your body becomes the grass and i eat the grass
antelope: fine that's great but i bet you don't get torn limb from limb
antelope: seriously though why me can't you eat bob instead
antelope: i mean he's an asshole no one likes him
antelope: just this morning he took a shit in the water hole
antelope: WHO DOES THAT am i right
antelope: me on the other hand, i'm not so bad
antelope: i have kids too did i mention that
antelope: ok dude that is my fucking leg
antelope: let go
antelope: are you even listening to me
antelope:
antelope:
antelope:
antelope: i hate you
antelope: i hope you get run over by a herd of wildebeest
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I should be happy and having fun.
I should have known better than to expect anything different.
This is the last time.
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That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
